...just not as funny.

=/

But anyways... back to the point.

Imagine how excited I was when I came across stills from two of Simon Pegg's upcoming movies.

Burke and Hare

Burke and Hare is a black comedy based on the grisly murders that occurred in Edinburgh between November 1827 and October 1828. Simon Pegg and Andy Serkis respectively portray the title characters of William Burke and William Hare, two Irish immigrants who murdered 17 victims and sold their corpses to Dr. Robert Knox, a lecturer on Medical Science at the Edinburgh Medical College.

The film also stars Tom Wilkinson (The Full Monty, Shakespeare in Love, Rock'n'Rolla) as Dr. Robert Knox and Isla Fisher (Wedding Crashers, Hot Rod) with Jessica Hynes (Spaced, Learners), Bill Bailey (Spaced, Black Books, Never Mind The Buzzcocks), Stephen Merchant (co-writer of The Office, Extras), Hugh Bonneville (Notting Hill, Iris, Filth: The Mary Whitehouse Story) and Tim Curry (Duh... It's Tim Curry) rounding out the cast. It also witnesses the return to directing features for John Landis (The Blues Brothers, An American Werewolf in London, 'Thriller'. Yes... THE Thriller).

That is pretty much a who's who in British drama and entertainment. So needless to say, my hopes for this film is high. Anyone who has seen Big Nothing knows that Pegg can pull off the darker shades of comedy, and Andy Serkis is... well... Andy Serkis.

I have to admit though, I'm somewhat disappointed, because David Tennant was originally attached to play Hare but had to pull out (I'm pretty sure it had something to do with the pilot of NBC's Rex Is Not Your Lawyer clashing with pre-production of this. So *sticks middle finger up* fuck you NBC) and even though Andy Serkis is awesomely awesome, the thought of Simon Pegg and David Tennant together (for me) would've been completely amazing. Although I probably would've spent the entirety of the movie with my pants off and thrusting my hips up at the screen. So maybe it's not such a bad thing for the other movie patrons. =/

So now you may be wondering where Nick Frost comes into all of this. Well... he doens't. Not for Burke and Hare at least.

 Paul

Paul, a comedy film starring and co-written by Pegg and Frost, is about two British comic book/Sci-Fi fans who come across an escaped alien (voiced by Seth Rogan) from Area 51 while roadtripping across America.

Directed by Greg Mottola (Superbad, Adventureland), this film isn't to be confused with the final installment of the Blood and Ice Cream trilogy (That's The World's End, and although it hasn't been written in stone, it's more than likely going to involve aliens as well. I mean, come on. Mint cornetto = green = Aliens). 

Also involved with the film is Jason Bateman (Arrested Development, Juno), Kristen Wiig (Saturday Night Live, Knocked Up), Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live, Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs), Jane Lynch (The 40 Year Old Virgin, Glee), Sigourney Weaver (Alien trilogy, Ghostbusters) and Blythe Danner (Meet the Parents, Gwyneth Paltrow's Mum).

Seriously, that cast has me weeping for joy at the moment.

 Both films are set to be released later in 2010.

Tim Bisley thanks you for your time.

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Why? I don't really know.

That's all I wanted to say.

1. Billy Idol
2. Chicago soundtrack
3. The Clash
4. Kate Bush (I love her. Haters to the left.)
5. Adam and the Ants
6. Rent
7. The Cure
8. The Fratellis
9. Beauty and the Beast Broadway soundtrack (CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT I PRESSED THE SKIP BUTTON AND THE EXACT SAME SONG CAME ON, EXCEPT THE MOVIE VERSION?!???!??!)
10. Supergrass
11. The Klaxons
12. Faker
13. The Smiths
14. Rocky Horror Picture Show
15. David Bowie
16. System of a Down
17. Queen
18. Kasabian
19. The Darkness
20. Mika
21. Muse
22. INXS & Jimmy Barnes
23. Reefer Madness soundtrack
24. The Dandy Warhols
25. The Yeah Yeah Yeahs

What was the first song you ever heard by 6?
Coincidentally (or maybe not) it was Rent. (When I first watched it, it was on a movie channel and I had missed Seasons of Love.)

What is your favorite album by 2?
-_-

What is your favourite lyric that 1 has sung?
"well there's nothing to lose, and there's nothing to prove, and I'm dancing with myself"

How many times have you seen 11 live?
None.

What is a good memory you have involving 20?
Probably knowing that whenever I feel down, his songs can cheer me up.

Is there a song by 3 that makes you sad?
Not really.

What is your favorite lyric that 14 has sung?
EVERYTHING... Umm... seriously though, it's probably "I've done a lot, God knows I've tried, to find the truth, I've even lied, but all I know, is down inside I'm bleeding." Actually I like the whole song. How do you like them apples? (Anyone who can name WHICH song it is earns 15 billion awesome points* from me.)

* - Not redeemable at any major retailers.

What is your favorite song by 19?
Growing on Me.

Who got you into 22?
The fact that I'm Australian.

What was the first song you heard by 21?
Supermassive Black Hole. AND NOT BECAUSE OF TWILIGHT. Anyone who says that can suck my giant imaginary wang.

What is your favorite song by 4?
Hammer Horror. Or Running Up That Hill.

What is a good memory you have involving 13?
Watching David Tennant sing and dance to The Boy With The Thorn In His Side in Blackpool.

Is there a song by 23 that makes you sad?
The Stuff. SPOUSAL ABUSE.

What is your favorite album of 15?
Can I cheat and say "The Best of..." ? I don't buy/download whole albums.

What is your favorite song by 8?
Flathead. Or Baby Fratelli.

How many times have you seen 5 live?
None. 

What is a good memory you have involving 25?
Loving their video for Heads Will Roll, and then finding it out it was directed by an actor who is from one of my favourite shows, The IT Crowd.

What was the first song you heard by 18?
Vlad the Impaler.

What is your favorite song by 17?
Really? You expect an awswer for that question?

DEAR NANNA AND POPPY,

THIS WAS A VERY SAD STORY ABOUT A KING WITH A WIFE THAT DIED.

I love you but this is a sad story.

and Aunty Sue and Aunty Merryn and Uncle Nick and Aunty Sandy

I have been doing kicks and blocks and punches at Karate. I've been doing lots of work at my preschool. You do really good cheese and macaroni and you do really good pastry. I forgot my playdough. This letter is going all the way to Melbourne.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU NANNA!

That's it, and it's Poppy's birthday soon, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY Poppy.

Bye for now, Love from Sophie.

And the story...

The King's Wife Died

Once upon a time, there was a king with a wife that died. He was upset and she had to go in heaven. She was really killed by a bat and she had no more blood.

She was really, really dead.

The End.

Now we know where my sister gets it from.
XD

Merry Christmas everyone.

My day had been fan-fucking-tastic.

-_-

(x) Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease - Tell me about it stud.
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest
( ) Boondock Saints
( ) Fight Club
(x) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story - FALCOR!!! OMG... Did anyone else cry when Artax died??? I fucking bawled.
( ) Blazing Saddles
( ) Airplane

Total: 6

(x) The Princess Bride - Inconcieveable. -_-
(x) AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
( ) Saw - FUCK NO!!! I'm not watching anymore of this shit. I watched the 5th one, and almost threw up. NO!
( ) Saw II
( ) White Noise
(x) White Oleander
( ) Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement

Total so far: 14

(x) Scream
(x) Scream 2
(x) Scream 3
(x) Scary Movie
(x) Scary Movie 2
(x) Scary Movie 3
(x) Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(x) American Pie Band Camp

Total so far: 25

(x) Harry Potter 1
(x) Harry Potter 2
(x) Harry Potter 3
(x) Harry Potter 4
(x) Resident Evil 1
( ) Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer - I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! XD
(x) Little Black Book
( ) The Village
(x) Lilo & Stitch

Total so far: 33

(x) Finding Nemo
( ) Finding Neverland
(x) Signs
(x) The Grinch
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
( ) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
(x) White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30 - I know it as Suddenly 30.
(x) I, Robot
(x) Robots

Total so far: 41

(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
( ) Universal Soldier
(x) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(x) Deep Impact
( ) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed - ILU Drew Barrymore. ^_^
(x) Meet The Parents
( ) Meet the Fockers
( ) Eight Crazy Nights
( ) Joe Dirt
(x) King Kong

Total so far: 48

(x) A Cinderella Story
(x) The Terminal
(x) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
( ) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
( ) Dumber & Dumberer
(x) Final Destination
(x) Final Destination 2
(x) Final Destination 3
( ) Halloween
( ) The Ring
( ) The Ring 2
( ) Surviving X-MAS
(x) Flubber

Total so far: 56

(x) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(x) Practical Magic
(x) Chicago
( ) Ghost Ship
(x) From Hell
(x) Hellboy
( ) Secret Window
(x) I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
(x) The Whole Ten Yards

Total so far: 64

(x) The Day After Tomorrow
( ) Child's Play
(x) Seed of Chucky - OMG Fucking hilarious. With the turkey baster, and the chick out of S Club 7. XD
(x) Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
( ) Gothika
(x) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(x) Remember the Titans
( ) Coach Carter
(x) The Grudge - I hate this movie so much, cause it scared the shit out of me. THEN we needed to watch it for Film and TV. -_-
(x) The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
( ) Son Of The Mask

Total so far: 75

(x) Bad Boys
(x) Bad Boys 2
( ) Joy Ride
( ) Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean's Eleven
(x) Ocean's Twelve
( ) Bourne Identity
( ) Bourne Supremecy
( ) Bourne Ultimatum
( ) Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
( ) Predator I
( ) Predator II
( ) The Fog
(x) Ice Age
(x) Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
(x) Curious George

Total so far: 83

(x) Independence Day
( ) Cujo
( ) A Bronx Tale
( ) Darkness Falls
( ) Christine
( ) ET
( ) Children of the Corn
( ) My Bosses Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(x) War of the Worlds
(x) Rush Hour - I love Jackie Chan. Drunken Master is by far one of the most hilarious martial arts movie of all time. ^_^
(x) Rush Hour 2

Total so far: 88

( ) Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She's All That
( ) Calendar Girls
( ) Sideways
(x) Mars Attacks
( ) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
( ) Big Trouble in Little China
(x) The Terminator
(x) The Terminator 2
(x) The Terminator 3

Total so far: 97

(x) X-Men
( ) X-Men 2
(x) X-Men 3
(x) Spider-Man
(x) Spider-Man 2
(x) Sky High
(x) Jeepers Creepers
(x) Jeepers Creepers 2 - Ugh. This is so shit. -_-
( ) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
(x) Reign of Fire - HOT CHRISTIAN BALE AND GERARD BUTLER!!!
( ) The Skulls
( ) Cruel Intentions
( ) Cruel Intentions 2
(x) The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2

Total so far: 110

( ) Swimfan
(x) Miracle on 34th street
( ) Old School
(x) The Notebook - OMG I cry so much. =(
( ) K-Pax
( ) Krippendorf's Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember - Same for this one. =(
( ) Ice Castles
( ) Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old Virgin

Total so far: 114

(x) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(x) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers - The only one I will watch again, simply because of the fighting trees.
(x) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(x) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(x) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(x) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Total so far: 120

(x) Baseketball
( ) Hostel
( ) Waiting for Guffman
( ) House of 1000 Corpses
( ) Devils Rejects
(x) Elf
( ) Highlander - Dad says I should watch this movie. =/
( ) Mothman Prophecies
( ) American History X
( ) Three

Total so Far: 122

( ) The Jacket
( ) Kung Fu Hustle - Ugh... NEED TO WATCH THIS!!!
(x) Shaolin Soccer - Totally rip off music from The Lion King. =/
( ) Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(x) Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. 'Nuff said.
(x) Shaun Of the Dead - OMG MARRY ME SIMON PEGG!!! Even if I'm slightly afraid of zombies. =/
(x) Willard

Total so far: 128

( ) High Tension
( ) Club Dread
(x) Hulk - HOT ERIC BANA!!! Even if the movie was slightly shit.
( ) Dawn Of the Dead - I just said that I'm fucking terrified of zombies. Thanks Resident Evil. -_-
(x) Hook - RUFIO!!!!
(x) Chronicles Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
( ) 28 days later
( ) Orgazmo
( ) Phantasm
(x) Waterworld - NEVER WATCH THIS MOVIE EVER!!!!!

Total so far: 132

( ) Kill Bill vol 1
( ) Kill Bill vol 2
(x) Mortal Kombat - AND I have the sequel. HELL YES. Only, not really, cause the sequel is shit.
(x) Wolf Creek
( ) Kingdom of Heaven
( ) The Hills Have Eyes
( ) I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
( ) The Last House on the Left
( ) Re-Animator
( ) Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness

Total so far: 134

(x) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(x) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(x) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(x) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(x) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(x) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
( ) Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
( ) Ewoks The Battle For Endor

Total so far: 140

(x) The Matrix
( ) The Matrix Reloaded
( ) The Matrix Revolutions
( ) Animatrix
( ) Evil Dead
( ) Evil Dead 2
(x) Team America: World Police - EVERYONE HAS AIDS!!!
( ) Red Dragon
( ) Silence of the Lambs - I need to watch this as well.
( ) Hannibal

Now Add them up and... 142
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Is that a sword in your tight leather pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Oh... on closer inspection, it's a sword. Never mind then.

Seriously, my reaction can only be described with this GIF:

No joke, dude needs to get in my pants right now and have my babies (Henry Cavill, NOT Simon. Eww...)

And then I was informed that not only was he in consideration for the role of 'Edward' in that terrible series of moving images that we have named 'Twilight', but he was She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's favourite.

But because he was 24, he was deemed too old for the role.

I know David Tennant/The Doctor... I know.

See, I think this was a major MAJOR mistake on your part, Smeyer.

I mean, come on. Too old? TOO OLD??? She does know that the majority of teenagers onscreen are portrayed by people in the 20+ age bracket. Chad Michael Murray was, like, 26 when he started One Tree Hill. And the chick whoplayed Dionne in Clueless, Stacey Dash, was 28 when she did that movie. THEN she went to do the spinoff show, STILL playing a teenager.

Also, why would you pick Robert Pattinson over this delicious piece of man-hunk gorgeousness??? Henry Cavill is way more worthy of hormonal girls' affection than someone who LOOKS LIKE A FOOT!!!

UH HUH... I SAID IT!!! ROBERT PATTINSON LOOKS LIKE A FOOT!!!

And at least Henry Cavill has manly chest hair.

That's right, you stand there and feel threatened with your foot face, and your unmanly body, smoking your cigarette that tastes like a foot, hoping that it will make you look more manly and brooding and that girls will find you attractive even though you look (and probably smell) like a foot.

Basically, what I'm trying to say is that if you can recast that ranga chick, you can certainly recast Edward. Because I am WAY more willing to pay to see New Moon at the cinemas if Henry Cavill is in it, because I would rather see him take his shirt off and sparkle in the sun.

Also, if they haven't found any one to play the Duke of Suffolk's third wife in The Tudors, then I totally volunteer.

Love,
Sophie.

P.S. Not enough people give The Tudors love on this site. Every one is all about True Blood. And while True Blood is awesome, every one has been doing vampire porn lately. This is like 16th Century history porn.

16TH CENTURY HISTORY PORN!!!